I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for. I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. "She wants to meet me at the top of the Empire State Building. And I knew… I knew we would be together forever and that everything would be wonderful." - Barbara At one point I looked down and I couldn't tell which fingers were his and which were mine. "I've probably told you this a million times, but I don't care. I've never seen potatoes cooked like that before." - Jonah So what is that? That's sort of an afterlife, isn't it?" - Sam And we have these long talks about you and how you're doing, which she sort of knows, but I tell her anyway. I mean, the whole idea of an afterlife … But now, I don't know. Six girls in college, maybe seven." - Sam I'm the only man in America who's getting laid this weekend and I haven't been laid that much. It's the 1990's and nobody's getting laid. "I'll tell you what I'm doing this weekend, I'm getting laid. "I am having all these fantasies about some man I have never even met. wait a minute, she IS my third grade teacher!" - Sam "She looks like my third grade teacher, and I hated my third grade teacher. " A ho! A ho! My dad's been captured by a ho!" - Jonah So what we think of as fate is just two neuroses knowing that they are a perfect match." - Dennis "Annie, when you're attracted to someone, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. You want to be in love in a movie." - Becky "That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. I just want somebody I can have a decent conversation with over dinner." - Sam "Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble." - Becky I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car and I knew it. It was like coming home, only to no home I'd ever known. "It was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together, and I knew it. "I am not going to New York to meet some woman who could be a crazy, sick lunatic. Whereas if it's just a drink, if you like them you can always ask them to dinner, but if not you can just say, "Well, that was great," and then you go home, if you see what I mean." - Sam Not necessarily on the first date, because halfway through dinner you could be really sorry you asked them to dinner. "When a man is a widower why do we say he was widowed? Why don't we say he was widowered?" "Destiny is something that we've invented because we can't stand that fact that everything that happens is accidental." - Annie
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